I suppose I have now, haven’t I?
[ more fem!lock ]
There is never enough Fem!Lestrade or Fem! Mycroft in the world. NEVER EVER EVER EVER.
Hi Tumblr. Right now, garafthel, scahill42, and carleton97 are very very drunk on the couch behind me, yelling about Neville Longbottom and Erik/Charles and how terrible a father John Winchester is. They have finished off four bottles of wine and at least half a six pack of cider.
I am entirely sober, thanks to my meds. So I just had to figure out how to switch the TV from the blu-ray to the X-Box so they could watch vids about baby Jensen Ackles on Dark Angel.
… and now garafthel is trying to explain the concept of A/B/O to scahill42, I think. It’s not very coherent.
Welcome to vid night, y’all. I should be taping all of this to show them when they all sober up. ;)
A/B/O is a concept best explained drunk.
I know this, because it is true.
I want to be at your house.
Failure in expensive makeup, part 3934 in a series.
Benefit ‘they’re REAL push up liner’. A gel eyeliner in a special container that looks like a marker but is actually a rubber sheath holding gel liner. It’s supposed to be easy to use. It’s supposed to go where you want. It’s supposed to dry after 30 seconds so it does not smear.
My best effort resulted in a partial Winter Soldier.
Now for the fun of getting 72 hour eyeliner OFF.
At some point I’m going to have to learn to take a better picture, maybe set up a little location with good lighting for selfies
“Molly, why are you still here?”
“You… you told me not to wander off.”
“Oh. Well. That’s strange. I mean, usually I tell them not to wander off, but they never actually listen. Are you sure you’re human?”
YES OH MY GOD YES I NEED MOLLY AS COMPANION.
I had no idea how much I needed that til now.
I WOULD WATCH THAT SO HARD.
GUYS. GUYS I THINK I JUST OFFICIALLY GOT WHOLOCKED.
imagine her telling the doctor
imagine his face
Plus, if you give Twelve a bit of the Malcom Tucker? Molly can handle it. She’s hung with Sherlock Holmes. After that the peculiarities of the Doctor are nothing.
It’s not like Molly didn’t go to medical school with Martha Jones. She knows what she is getting into. Martha let on a lot more than she meant to on the last few pub nights.
The Doctor is 90% less likely to liberate body parts from Molly’s lab, and only slightly less likely get her to help fake his death than Sherlock.
John Watson is actually worse to deal with than Strex- because John thinks he’s trying, and is failing miserably at being a better person.
Molly has meet Mycroft Holmes. No power tripping inter galactic dictator can scare her. The Master? All he had were mindblowing cosmic powers. Mycroft has an umbrella.
She’s Molly Hooper. She’s going to spend a year traveling in space and time. She counts.
"On your trip back I’d like you to take the time to learn the Babylon 5 mantra."
1x18 - A Voice in the Wilderness (Part I)
Star Wars AU: Everything is the same, except R2-D2 doesn’t make beeps and whistles, and is instead voiced by Kayne West, who is given no script but is just reacting to all the crazy space shit going on around his little robot homie.
Not only would I watch the fuck out of this film, I would write amazing amounts of shit about that story.
Kanye West. Vs. the Skywalkers. Kanye West calls out Obi-Won. Kanye West has a weird co-dependant relationship with C3PO.
And the flip side- Actual Kanye West videos, only now full of Droids and Ewoks and shit. The Lando Calrissian remake of Gold Digger is a particular classic.
A pair of Otters, 69ing.
I feel as though it’s an outtake from Berlynn Wohl’s Sherlock’s Laboratory Series. http://archiveofourown.org/works/288933
Four Sherlock’s having a gang bang.
All they need are the little blue scarves and a voyeuristic hedgehog.
Britney’s collection of mediocre tattoos, all in one place.